Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.