How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.