How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

removed

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)