How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.