How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.