How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)