How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)