How would you describe yourself in 3 wo...

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once