What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated