What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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He usually flies twice as high.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.