What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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an ill-eagle immigrant

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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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