What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.