What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What is the national bird of Italy?

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

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