What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !