What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar