What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.