What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !