What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar