What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.