What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)