Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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A cub reporter.

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Drowns.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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The Holocaust.

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Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.