Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !