Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !