What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.