What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !