What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!