How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.