How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.