What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.