What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.