What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"