What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.