Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.