Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.