Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.