Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."