What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.