What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !