Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.