Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.