Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Establish Jokes More Establish Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.