Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.