Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!