What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.