What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"