Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot