Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.