Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.