Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about