What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
None, that's what interns are for.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
All they talk about is the presidential erection