How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.