What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Two, two... One, two.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
They can stick to the subject!
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.