How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody