How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!