What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
A Brazilian
both of them
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
The bear minimum
Alcohol
A topical rainforest.