What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.