What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here