What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader