What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.