What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.