What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.