What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.