What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight