What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.