What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.