What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.