Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!