Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!