Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!