Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!