Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.