Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!