What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.