Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.