Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(