Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"