Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard