Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*