How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.