How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.