How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !