What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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What country is ill?

A: Germany.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.