What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.