How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps