How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.