How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !