Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.