Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.