Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.