Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Clean Getaway Jokes More Clean Getaway Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window