Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)