Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !