Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"