Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"