He wanted to make a clean getaway
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
There was a lot of ham in him.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
So he could make a clean getaway.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.