Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"