Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.