Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.