Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.