Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!