Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!