Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!