Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf