Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it