Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler