Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.