Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!