Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis