Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.