Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.