Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!