Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo