Jerky.
A man who tries to be everything but himself
Phil.
It's not a tuba!"
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
