What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.