What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute