What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

What food describes most men?

Jerky.