What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?