What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.