What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...