What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!