What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'