What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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They are both X-Men

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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.