What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.