What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.