Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!