Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.