Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!