Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator