Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.