Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy