Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."