Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.