Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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One of his fingers is clean

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Not very well at all...

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Just one with depression.

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Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."