Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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How does a vampire enter his house?

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Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.