How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.