Sea-men. My brother told me that
Michelle
Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf
No one's told him he's black.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Head Russian...
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
Caesars.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.