How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.