How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.