How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.