How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.