How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.