What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".