What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Vitamin Jokes More Vitamin Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Vitamin D Jokes More Vitamin D Jokes

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D