Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D