What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO