What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.