They're not infallible
X marks the pot, matey."
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
G u knit
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
Give her the dong.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
Three way.
A Gladiator
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because Y so serious
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
A: E-I-E-I-O.
A double-vowel shotgun.
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Reuse.
Because Demeter stopped working.
Nice belt."
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
The Post Office
birdy :P
roll playing im sry
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
T They're just trying to raise a family.
A: Chump day.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
A receding hare line.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
With or without "u"
Cloning.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Awkward.
The K
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It's because there are more geese on that side.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
They roll their J's.
Horror-scopes!
A four-chin teller.
