They're not infallible
Permutations.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Because G had.
Take away the G.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
When their time is up.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Their phones would get wet.
The Y.
They SETI their alarm-y
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
You'd think its R but it's actually the C
Because 789
2 Source: My discrete professor
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Neighbor.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Parole.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
April, fools
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
99 6dip74545cheese
Wow you looked shocked.
Because red means stop D
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Charles your luck on the lottery !
She should play the lottery too !
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
I'm better without U."
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
U and I.
K
Are you 0K
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
w'
Because they hate it.
Lame Joke Haploid
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Horror-scopes!
