They're not infallible
Just one if it's Professor X.
X and V. There's a C between them.
p p
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
The G
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
He wrote sheet music.
Teach me.
He always came on time.
He forgot.
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Their phones would get wet.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Because it's playing dead.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
R and Brie
Crimea river
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
He needed to 'P'
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
nothing
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
U and I.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Awkward.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
They might give you Hi-V back!
There are more birds on that side.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
Honestly, no idea!
R and J
Pb & J.
Nostrildamus
