K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?

HIV

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.