K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Cancer

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Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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The Trail of Smears

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.