K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10