What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)