Ghetto Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?

HIV

What do you call a black persons toe?

Ghetto

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.